No, Groucho Is Not My Real Name.

I Love My Cigar Too, But I Take It Out Of My Mouth Once In A While.

I'm Not A Vegetarian, But I Eat Animals Who Are.

He's So Full Of Alcohol, If You Put A Lighted Wick In His Mouth He'd Burn For Three Days.

I Think That The Peeps Or Peppies Or Pipes Diaries Would Be Much More Popular Had There Been A Universal Pronuncation Of His Name.

My Mother Loved Children - She Would Have Given Anything If I Had Been One.