It Isn't So Much That Hard Times

Tv Is The Rat Race Of The Century.

I Have Had A Perfectly Wonderful Evening, But This Wasn't It.

John You Say You Met In An Elevator. Was The Elevator Going Up At The Time, Or Down? This Is Very Important, For Going Down In An Elevator One Always Has That Sinking Feeling And For All I Know You May Have This Confused With Love. If You Were Going Up, It Is Clearly A Case Of Love At First Sight.

Given The Choice Between A Woman And A Cigar, I Will Always Choose The Cigar.

Politics Doesn't Make Strange Bedfellows - Marriage Does.