I've Been Around So Long, I Knew

Making Love To Your Wife Is Like Shooting At Sitting Ducks.

My Brother Thinks He's A Chicken-we Don't Talk Him Out Of It Because We Need The Eggs

I Was So Long Writing My Review That I Never Got Around To Reading The Book.

If You Are Not Having Fun You Are Doing Something Wrong.

Dig Trenches? With Our Men Being Killed Off Like Flies? There Isn't Time To Dig Trenches. We'll Have To Buy Them Ready Made.