I'll Never Forget My Wedding Day... They

My Favourite Poem Is The One That Starts 'thirty Days Hath September' Because It Actually Tells You Something.

Chico: "here's The Book, It's A Dollar" Groucho: "here's A Ten, And Shoot The Change." Chico: "i Don't Have Change I'd Have To Give You Nine More Books.

I've Been Looking For A Girl Like You - Not You, But A Girl Like You.

I Intend To Live Forever, Or Die Trying.

When Discovered By His Wife, Kissing The Maid, Groucho Said, "i Was Just Whispering In Her Mouth"