As Soon As I Get Through With

I Have Just One Day, Today, And I'm Going To Be Happy In It.

I Could Dance With You Until The Cows Come Home. On Second Thought I'd Rather Dance With The Cows Until You Come Home.

Some People Claim That Marriage Interferes With Romance. There's No Doubt About It. Anytime You Have A Romance, Your Wife Is Bound To Interfere.

In Hollywood, Brides Keep The Bouquets And Throw Away The Groom.

I Was Born At A Very Early Age. Before I Had Time To Regret It, I Was Four And A Half Years Old.