I Don’t Have A Photograph, But You

A Hospital Bed Is A Parked Taxi With The Meter Running.

The Foods That Are Recommended Today Are As Palatable As A Steady Diet Of Wet Blotters.

I Must Say I Find Television Very Educational. The Minute Somebody Turns It On, I Go To The Library And Read A Good Book. Another Version I Find Television Very Educating. Every Time Somebody Turns On The Set, I Go Into The Other Room And Read A Book. Another Version I Find Television Very Educational. Every Time Someone Turns It On, I Go In The Other Room And Read A Book.

Two Women At A Resort Discussed Dinner: "the Food Here Is Lousy," The First Noted. "you're Right! And Such Small Portions!!" The Second Added

Women Should Be Obscene, Not Heard.