Budget: A Way Of Going Broke Methodically

In Any Relationship, The Woman Has Control, The Clever Ones Don't Let The Men Know.

Always Examine The Dice.

I Did Toy With The Idea Of Doing A Cook-book . . . The Recipes Were To Be The Routine Ones: How To Make Dry Toast, Instant Coffee, Hearts Of Lettuce And Brownies. But As An Added Attraction, At No Extra Charge, My Idea Was To Put A Fried Egg On The Cover. I Think A Lot Of People Who Hate Literature But Love Fried Eggs Would Buy It If The Price Was Right.

Getting Older Is No Problem. You Just Have To Live Long Enough.

I'd Like To Meet The Person Who Invented Sex And See What They're Working On Now.