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Comedians Are A Much Rarer And Far More Valuable Commodity Than All The Gold And Precious Stones In The World.

I'm Not Going To Pay Good Money To Join A Club That Lets In People Like Me.

I Wish You'd Keep My Hands To Yourself.

I Don't Know. When I Was Born There Was A Nurse Taking Care Of Me." "what's The Matter? Couldn't The Nurse Take Care Of Herself?" "sure She Could. I Just Found That Out Too Late.

One Of The Best Hearing Aids A Man Can Have Is An Attentive Wife.