Budget: A Way Of Going Broke Methodically

Quote Me As Saying I Was Mis-quoted.

I Was So Long Writing My Review That I Never Got Around To Reading The Book.

Marriage Is The Chief Cause Of Divorce.

I, Not Events, Have The Power To Make Me Happy Or Unhappy Today. I Can Choose Which It Shall Be. Yesterday Is Dead, Tomorrow Hasn't Arrived Yet. I Have Just One Day, Today, And I'm Going To Be Happy In It.

I Have Had A Perfectly Wonderful Evening, But This Wasn't It.