Budget: A Way Of Going Broke Methodically

Marry Me And I'll Never Look At Another Horse!

A Man Who Says He Can See Through A Woman Is Missing A Lot.-groucho Marx A Man's Only As Old As The Woman He Feels.

The Only Game I Like To Play Is "old Maid", Providing She's Not Too Old

I Remember The First Time I Had Sex - I Kept The Receipt.

[mrs. Teasdale]: He's Had A Change Of Heart. [groucho]: A Lot Of Good That'll Do Him. He's Still Got The Same Face.