Given The Choice Between A Woman And

You Are Going Uruguay, And I'm Going My Way

The Husband Who Wants A Happy Marriage Should Learn To Keep His Mouth Shut And His Checkbook Open.

Marriage Is A Wonderful Institution, But Who Wants To Live In An Institution?

And Stop Pointing That Beard At Me, It Might Go Off!

Believe Me, You Have To Get Up Early If You Want To Get Out Of Bed.