Every Time Someone Turns On A Tv,

I Intend To Live Forever, Or Die Trying.

You're A Great Brother. You Give Us A Heart Attack Worrying About Your Heart Attack, Which You Didn't Even Have The Decency To Have!

My Favourite Poem Is The One That Starts 'thirty Days Hath September' Because It Actually Tells You Something.

I Don’t Have A Photograph, But You Can Have My Footprints. They’re Upstairs In My Socks.

That's Nothing - My Alarm Clock Is Set For Eight.