Ever Since They Found Out That Lassie

Life Is A Whim Of Several Billion Cells To Be You For A While

When Discovered By His Wife, Kissing The Maid, Groucho Said, "i Was Just Whispering In Her Mouth"

The Trouble With Writing A Book About Yourself Is That You Can’t Fool Around. If You Write About Someone Else, You Can Stretch The Truth From Here To Finland. If You Write About Yourself The Slightest Deviation Makes You Realize Instantly That There May Be Honor Among Thieves, But You Are Just A Dirty Liar.

I Can See You In The Kitchen Bending Over A Hot Stove, And I Can't See The Stove

When I Invite A Woman To Dinner, I Expect Her To Look At My Face. That's The Price She Has To Pay.