I Eat Like A Vulture. Unfortunately The

Some Day There Will Have To Be Some New Rules Established About Name-calling. I Don't Mean The Routine Cursing That Goes On Between Husband And Wife, But The Naming Of Defenseless, Unsuspecting Babies.

I Write By Ear. I Tried Writing With The Typewriter, But I Found It Too Unwieldy

I've Met A Lot Of Pin-up Girls, But I've Never Been Able To Pin One Down

I Have An Agreement With The Houseflies. The Flies Don't Practice Law And I Don't Walk On The Ceiling.

Money Cannot Buy You Happiness, And Happiness Cannot Buy You Money. That Might Be A Wise Crack, But I Doubt It.