I've Got The Brain Of A Four

If The Garbage Man Calls, Tell Him We Don't Want Any.

A Woman Can Smell Mink Through Six Inches Of Lead.

My Mother Loved Children - She Would Have Given Anything If I Had Been One.

Celebrate The Cracks, Because That's How The Light Comes In.

Comedians Are A Much Rarer And Far More Valuable Commodity Than All The Gold And Precious Stones In The World.