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All People Are Born Alike - Except Republicans And Democrats.

Ice Water? Get Some Onions - That'll Make Your Eyes Water!

I Refuse To Join Any Club That Would Have Me As A Member.

Don't Let The Fear Of The Thorn Keep You From The Rose.

In France, For Example, It Is Not Unusual For A Husband To Have A Wife And A Mistress. However, If In Addition To These Two He's Also Having A Fling With A Fringe Tootsie, Both The Wife And The Mistress Are Outraged And The Combination Lover, Husband, And Cheat May Well Wind Up With A Large French Bread Knife Between His Ribs.