I Was Married By A Judge. I

A Black Cat Crossing Your Path Signifies That The Animal Is Going Somewhere.

I Don't Know. When I Was Born There Was A Nurse Taking Care Of Me." "what's The Matter? Couldn't The Nurse Take Care Of Herself?" "sure She Could. I Just Found That Out Too Late.

If He's Been Married For 31 Years, He's Not The Same Man.

The Trouble With Writing A Book About Yourself Is That You Can’t Fool Around. If You Write About Someone Else, You Can Stretch The Truth From Here To Finland. If You Write About Yourself The Slightest Deviation Makes You Realize Instantly That There May Be Honor Among Thieves, But You Are Just A Dirty Liar.

Be Open Minded, But Not So Open Minded That Your Brains Fall Out.