Die, My Dear? Why That's The Last

You've Forgotten Those June Nights At The Riviera...the Night I Drank Champagne From Your Slipper - Two Quarts. It Would Have Been More But You Were Wearing Inner Soles.

It Is Impossible To Design Anything That Is Foolproof Because Fools Are So Ingenious.

There's One Way To Find Out If A Man Is Honest - Ask Him. If He Says, 'yes,' You Know He Is A Crook.

I've Met A Lot Of Pin-up Girls, But I've Never Been Able To Pin One Down

Oh, Are You From Wales? Do You Know A Fella Named Jonah-he Used To Live In Whales For A While