Die, My Dear? Why That's The Last

The Months Before My Son Was Born, I Used To Yell From Night To Morn, 'whatever It Is, I'm Against It! No Matter What It Is Or Who Commenced It, I'm Against It!'

A Man's Only As Old As The Woman He Feels.

When You're In Jail, A Good Friend Will Be Trying To Bail You Out. A Best Friend Will Be In The Cell Next To You Saying, 'damn, That Was Fun.'

Ever Since They Found Out That Lassie Was A Boy, The Public Has Believed The Worst About Hollywood

Let There Be Dancing In The Streets, Drinking In The Saloons, And Necking In The Parlor.