A Hospital Bed Is A Parked Taxi

I'd Have Liked To Have Gone To Bed With Jean Harlow. She Was A Beautiful Broad. The Fellow Who Married Her Was Impotent And He Killed Himself. I Would Have Done The Same Thing.

She's Afraid That If She Leaves, She'll Become The Life Of The Party.

Afraid? Me? A Man Who's Licked His Weight In Wild Caterpillars?

I've Been Around So Long, I Knew Doris Day Before She Was A Virgin.

I'd Like To Meet The Person Who Invented Sex And See What They're Working On Now.