A Hospital Bed Is A Parked Taxi

Be Open Minded, But Not So Open Minded That Your Brains Fall Out.

I'll Never Forget My Wedding Day... They Threw Vitamin Pills

I Did Toy With The Idea Of Doing A Cook-book . . . The Recipes Were To Be The Routine Ones: How To Make Dry Toast, Instant Coffee, Hearts Of Lettuce And Brownies. But As An Added Attraction, At No Extra Charge, My Idea Was To Put A Fried Egg On The Cover. I Think A Lot Of People Who Hate Literature But Love Fried Eggs Would Buy It If The Price Was Right.

One Morning I Shot An Elephant In My Pajamas. How He Got Into My Pajamas I'll Never Know.

Mrs. Teasdale Calls For Rescue And Firefly Delivers The Famous Line To His Cohorts As They Rescue Her: "remember, You're Fighting For This Woman's Honor, Which Is Probably More Than She Ever Did."