Wives Are People Who Feel They Don't

Clowns Work As Well As Aspirin, But Twice As Fast.

My Plans Are Still In Embryo, A Town On The Edge Of Wishful Thinking.

It Isn't Necessary To Have Relatives In Kansas City In Order To Be Unhappy.

Why Don't You Go Home To Your Wife? Better Yet, I'll Go Home To Your Wife, And Outside Of The Improvement, She Won't Notice Any Difference.

If They'd Lower The Taxes And Get Rid Of The Smog And Clean Up The Traffic Mess, I Really Believe I'd Settle Here Until The Next Earthquake.