Wives Are People Who Feel They Don't

If We Had Some Eggs We Could Have Eggs And Ham, If We Had Some Ham.

Middle Age Is When You Go To Bed At Night And Hope You Feel Better In The Morning. Old Age Is When You Go To Bed At Night And Hope You Wake Up In The Morning.

Patience Is The Art Of Finding Something Else To Do.

Next Time I See You, Remind Me Not To Talk To You.

I Must Confess, I Was Born At A Very Early Age.