Blood's Not Thicker Than Money.

I Married Your Mother Because I Wanted Children, Imagine My Disappointment When You Came Along.

I'm Not Feeling Very Well - I Need A Doctor Immediately. Ring The Nearest Golf Course.

If It Gets Any Hotter In Here I Could Use A Big Fan.

Television Is Where You Watch People In Your Living Room That You Would Not Want Near Your House.

I'm Leaving Because The Weather Is Too Good. I Hate London When It's Not Raining.