Blood's Not Thicker Than Money.

Growing Old Is Something You Do If You're Lucky.

[he] May Talk Like An Idiot, And Look Like An Idiot, But Don't Let That Fool You: He Really Is An Idiot.

I Have Had A Perfectly Wonderful Evening, But This Wasn't It.

When You're In Jail, A Good Friend Will Be Trying To Bail You Out. A Best Friend Will Be In The Cell Next To You Saying, 'damn, That Was Fun.'

It's Hard To Get Ivory In Africa, But In Alabama The Tuscaloosa