[he] May Talk Like An Idiot, And

Well, Art Is Art, Isn't It? Still, On The Other Hand, Water Is Water. And East Is East And West Is West And If You Take Cranberries And Stew Them Like Applesauce They Taste Much More Like Prunes Than Rhubarb Does. Now You Tell Me What You Know.

Only One Man In A Thousand Is A Leader Of Men -- The Other 999 Follow Women.

A Woman Is An Occasional Pleasure But A Cigar Is Always A Smoke.

Television Is Where You Watch People In Your Living Room That You Would Not Want Near Your House.

[he] May Talk Like An Idiot, And Look Like An Idiot, But Don't Let That Fool You: He Really Is An Idiot.