Time Flies Like An Arrow; Fruit Flies

There's A Man Outside With A Big Black Mustache. - Tell Him I've Got One.

I Intend To Live Forever, Or Die Trying.

Why Should I Care About Posterity? What's Posterity Ever Done For Me?

I Remember The First Time I Had Sex - I Kept The Receipt.

And Stop Pointing That Beard At Me, It Might Go Off!