Time Flies Like An Arrow; Fruit Flies

I Was Born At A Very Early Age. Before I Had Time To Regret It, I Was Four And A Half Years Old.

Some People Claim That Marriage Interferes With Romance. There's No Doubt About It. Anytime You Have A Romance, Your Wife Is Bound To Interfere.

Well, Art Is Art, Isn't It? Still, On The Other Hand, Water Is Water. And East Is East And West Is West And If You Take Cranberries And Stew Them Like Applesauce They Taste Much More Like Prunes Than Rhubarb Does. Now You Tell Me What You Know.

If You've Heard This Story Before, Don't Stop Me, Because I'd Like To Hear It Again.

I'm Gonna Put Extra Blankets, Free, In All Your Rooms, And There'll Be No Cover Charge.