I Intend To Live Forever, Or Die

If It Gets Any Hotter In Here I Could Use A Big Fan.

Mrs. Teasdale Calls For Rescue And Firefly Delivers The Famous Line To His Cohorts As They Rescue Her: "remember, You're Fighting For This Woman's Honor, Which Is Probably More Than She Ever Did."

Wives Are People Who Feel They Don't Dance Enough.

I Married Your Mother Because I Wanted Children, Imagine My Disappointment When You Came Along.

The Admission Fee Was A Viper's Tongue And A Half-concealed Stiletto. It Was A Sort Of Intellectual Slaughterhouse.