I Intend To Live Forever, Or Die

Before I Speak, I Have Something Important To Say.

I Remember The First Time I Had Sex - I Kept The Receipt.

What Have Future Generations Ever Done For Us?

Why Was I With Her? She Reminds Me Of You. In Fact, She Reminds Me More Of You Than You Do!

He's So Full Of Alcohol, If You Put A Lighted Wick In His Mouth He'd Burn For Three Days.