What Have Future Generations Ever Done For

Love Flies Out The Door When Money Comes Innuendo.

No Man Goes Before His Time - Unless The Boss Leaves Early.

In America You Can Go On The Air And Kid The Politicians, And The Politicians Can Go On The Air And Kid The People.

Firefly: Where Is Your Husband? Mrs. Teasdale: Why, He's Dead. Firefly: I'll Bet He's Just Using That As An Excuse. Mrs. Teasdale: I Was With Him To The Very End. Firefly: Hmmph. No Wonder He Passed Away. Mrs. Teasdale: I Held Him In My Arms And Kissed Him. Firefly: Oh I See. Then, It Was Murder.

An Ounce Of Prevention Is Worth A Pound Of Bandages And Adhesive Tape.