How Do You Feel About Women's Rights?

Money Frees You From Doing Things You Dislike. Since I Dislike Doing Nearly Everything, Money Is Handy.

Making Love To Your Wife Is Like Shooting At Sitting Ducks.

Oh, Why Can't We Break Away From All This, Just You And I, And Lodge With My Fleas In The Hills? I Mean Flee To My Lodge In The Hills.

I Didn't Like The Play, But Then I Saw It Under Adverse Conditions - The Curtain Was Up.

Heifer Cow Is Better Than None, But This Is No Time For Puns