Patience Is The Art Of Finding Something

If You're Not Having Fun, You're Doing Something Wrong.

I'd Like To Meet The Person Who Invented Sex And See What They're Working On Now.

When I Invite A Woman To Dinner, I Expect Her To Look At My Face. That's The Price She Has To Pay.

I Think Women Are Sexy When They Got Some Clothes On. And If Later They Take Them Off Then You've Triumphed. Somebody Once Said It's What You Dont See You're Interested In, And This Is True.

Ever Since They Found Out That Lassie Was A Boy, The Public Has Believed The Worst About Hollywood