Patience Is The Art Of Finding Something

No, Groucho Is Not My Real Name. I Am Breaking It In For A Friend. I Never Forget A Face, But In Your Case I'll Be Glad To Make An Exception. I Find Television Very Educating. Every Time Somebody Turns On The Set, I Go Into The Other Room And Read A Book. I Have Had A Perfectly Wonderful Evening, But This Wasn't It. I Didn't Like The Play, But Then I Saw It Under Adverse Conditions - The Curtain Was Up.

Those Are My Principles, And If You Don't Like Them... Well, I Have Others.

I've Been Looking For A Girl Like You - Not You, But A Girl Like You.

An Ounce Of Prevention Is Worth A Pound Of Bandages And Adhesive Tape.

Money Frees You From Doing Things You Dislike. Since I Dislike Doing Nearly Everything, Money Is Handy.