Who Are You Going To Believe, Me

I Married Your Mother Because I Wanted Children, Imagine My Disappointment When You Came Along.

I'd Have Liked To Have Gone To Bed With Jean Harlow. She Was A Beautiful Broad. The Fellow Who Married Her Was Impotent And He Killed Himself. I Would Have Done The Same Thing.

Given The Choice Between A Woman And A Cigar, I Will Always Choose The Cigar.

Time Wounds All Heels.

Tv Is The Rat Race Of The Century.