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Be Open Minded, But Not So Open Minded That Your Brains Fall Out.

Each Morning When I Open My Eyes I Say To Myself: I, Not Events, Have The Power To Make Me Happy Or Unhappy Today.

There Was No Need To Inform Us Of The Protocol Involved. We Were From Chicago And Knew All About Cement.

Time Flies Like An Arrow; Fruit Flies Like A Banana

I'd Have Liked To Have Gone To Bed With Jean Harlow. She Was A Beautiful Broad. The Fellow Who Married Her Was Impotent And He Killed Himself. I Would Have Done The Same Thing.