Two Women At A Resort Discussed Dinner:

Bel Air, I Am Convinced, Was Laid Out By Some Diabolic Sadist Who Deliberately Decided Not To Use A Compass Or A Surveyor.

Military Intelligence Is A Contradiction In Terms.

Why Would I Want To Join An Organization That Would Encourage People Like Myself To Become Members.

In France, For Example, It Is Not Unusual For A Husband To Have A Wife And A Mistress. However, If In Addition To These Two He's Also Having A Fling With A Fringe Tootsie, Both The Wife And The Mistress Are Outraged And The Combination Lover, Husband, And Cheat May Well Wind Up With A Large French Bread Knife Between His Ribs.

I Write By Ear. I Tried Writing With The Typewriter, But I Found It Too Unwieldy