I Made A Killing On Wall Street

I'll Never Forget My Wedding Day... They Threw Vitamin Pills

Here's To Our Wives And Girlfriends...may They Never Meet!

I Refuse To Join Any Club That Would Have Me As A Member.

I Was Married By A Judge. I Should Have Asked For A Jury.

Just Give Me A Comfortable Couch, A Dog, A Good Book, And A Woman. Then If You Can Get The Dog To Go Somewhere And Read The Book, I Might Have A Little Fun.