No Man Goes Before His Time -

The Secret Of Life Is Honesty And Fair Dealing. If You Can Fake That, You've Got It Made.

Bel Air, I Am Convinced, Was Laid Out By Some Diabolic Sadist Who Deliberately Decided Not To Use A Compass Or A Surveyor.

I Think That The Peeps Or Peppies Or Pipes Diaries Would Be Much More Popular Had There Been A Universal Pronuncation Of His Name.

Thirteen At A Table Is Unlucky Only, When The Hostess Has Only Twelve Chops.

Two Women At A Resort Discussed Dinner: "the Food Here Is Lousy," The First Noted. "you're Right! And Such Small Portions!!" The Second Added