Man Does Not Control His Own Fate.

No Man Goes Before His Time - Unless The Boss Leaves Early.

Time Wounds All Heels.

Just Give Me A Comfortable Couch, A Dog, A Good Book, And A Woman. Then If You Can Get The Dog To Go Somewhere And Read The Book, I Might Have A Little Fun.

I Met My Wife On A Ferry Boat, And When We Landed She Gave Me The Slip

The Only Real Laughter Comes From Despair.