Here Lies Groucho Marx And Lies And

Age Is Not A Particularly Interesting Subject. Anyone Can Get Old. All You Have To Do Is Live Long Enough.

No Man Goes Before His Time - Unless The Boss Leaves Early.

My Brother Thinks He's A Chicken-we Don't Talk Him Out Of It Because We Need The Eggs

I Don't Know. When I Was Born There Was A Nurse Taking Care Of Me." "what's The Matter? Couldn't The Nurse Take Care Of Herself?" "sure She Could. I Just Found That Out Too Late.

I Eat Like A Vulture. Unfortunately The Resemblance Doesn't End There.