You Can Leave In A Huff. Or

I've Met A Lot Of Pin-up Girls, But I've Never Been Able To Pin One Down

One Of The Best Hearing Aids A Man Can Have Is An Attentive Wife.

I Wish To Be Cremated. One Tenth Of My Ashes Shall Be Given To My Agent, As Written In Our Contract.

Politics Is The Art Of Looking For Trouble, Finding It Everywhere, Diagnosing It Incorrectly And Applying The Wrong Remedies.

I Write By Ear. I Tried Writing With The Typewriter, But I Found It Too Unwieldy