Anybody Who Doesn't Like This Book Is

I'd Have Liked To Have Gone To Bed With Jean Harlow. She Was A Beautiful Broad. The Fellow Who Married Her Was Impotent And He Killed Himself. I Would Have Done The Same Thing.

Given The Choice Between A Woman And A Cigar, I Will Always Choose The Cigar.

Why Was I With Her? She Reminds Me Of You. In Fact, She Reminds Me More Of You Than You Do!

He Thinks I Look Alike!

Why Should I Care About Posterity? What's Posterity Ever Done For Me?