He Thinks I Look Alike!

He's So Full Of Alcohol, If You Put A Lighted Wick In His Mouth He'd Burn For Three Days.

Growing Old Is Something You Do If You're Lucky.

You're Only As Young As The Woman You Feel.

Policeman: "a Hermit Eh? Then Why's Your Table Set For Four?" Groucho: "that's Nothing. My Alarm Clock Is Set For Eight.

Alimony Is Like Buying Hay For A Dead Horse.