The Only Real Laughter Comes From Despair.

I Have Had A Perfectly Wonderful Evening, But This Wasn't It.

I Have Nothing But Respect For You -- And Not Much Of That.

Don't Look Now, But There's One Too Many In This Room And I Think It's You.

Behind Every Successful Man Is A Woman, Behind Her Is His Wife.

I Think That The Peeps Or Peppies Or Pipes Diaries Would Be Much More Popular Had There Been A Universal Pronuncation Of His Name.