Whoever Named It Necking Was A Poor

Money Cannot Buy You Happiness, And Happiness Cannot Buy You Money. That Might Be A Wise Crack, But I Doubt It.

Marriage Is A Wonderful Institution, But Who Wants To Live In An Institution?

I Was Born At A Very Early Age. Before I Had Time To Regret It, I Was Four And A Half Years Old.

She's Afraid That If She Leaves, She'll Become The Life Of The Party.

Why Should I Care About Posterity? What's Posterity Ever Done For Me?