I Went To Computer Class With My

We Would Have Broken Up Except For The Children. Who Were The Children? Well, She And I Were.

I Went To Computer Class With My Dell And I Was Bullied By A Guy With A Mac.

I Watched Ken Burns' Civil War Series On Pbs. My Favorite Segment Is When Bob Hope Entertains The Troops At Gettysburg.

I Made The Mistake Early In My Career, When I Moved To Hollywood, Of Being Attracted To Actresses. I Used To Go Out Exclusively With Actresses And Other Female Impersonators.

I'm Not A Liberal, I'm A Radical!