I'm Not A Liberal, I'm A Radical!

There Were Four Million People In The American Colonies And We Had Jefferson And Franklin. Now We Have Over 200 Million And The Two Top Guys Are Clinton And Dole. What Can You Draw From This? Darwin Was Wrong.

A Conservative Is Someone Who Believes In Reform. But Not Now.

Nixon's The Kind Of Guy That If You Were Drowning Fifty Feet Off Shore, He'd Throw You A Thirty Foot Rope. Then Kissinger Would Go On Tv The Next Night And Say That The President Had Met You More Than Half-way.

Those Who The Gods Would Make Rich And Famous On Tv, They First Drive Mad.

The Bravest Thing That Men Do Is Love Women.