I'm Not A Liberal, I'm A Radical!

Obama Says His Recreation Consists Of Reading The Constitution... Looking For A Loophole.

We Would Have Broken Up Except For The Children. Who Were The Children? Well, She And I Were.

Everything I Tell You Is True, But This Is Factual.

There Are Russian Spies Here Now. And If We're Lucky, They'll Steal Some Of Our Secrets And They'll Be Two Years Behind.

My Life Needs Editing.