I'm Not A Liberal, I'm A Radical!

You Know Me, I Love Lost Causes.

Everything I Tell You Is True, But This Is Factual.

Obama Is Running Again For Spite.

Most People Past College Age Are Not Atheists. It's Too Hard To Be In Society, For One Thing. Because You Don't Get Any Days Off. And If You're An Agnostic You Don't Know Whether You Get Them Off Or Not.

A Political Satirist's Job Is To Draw Blood. I'm Not So Much Interested In Politics As I Am In Overthrowing The Government.