I Was So Ugly That My Parents

I'm A Double Bagger. Not Only Does My Husband Put A Bag Over My Face When We're Making Love, But He Also Puts A Bag Over His Head In Case Mine Falls Off.

That Girl Had A Great Way Of Making Friends, And Strangers, And Anyone Else Who Was Around.

I Have No Methods. All I Do Is Accept People As They Are.

My Body Is Dropping So Fast, My Gynecologist Wears A Hard Hat.

Elizabeth Taylor Has More Chins Than The Chinese Telephone Directory.