There Is Not One Female Comic Who

My Body Is A Temple, And My Temple Needs Redecorating.

Every Television Show You Go On Is A Choice.

All Angelina Jolie Wants To Do Is Do Good For People. And She Was Saying To Me: If I Could Just Make One Person Happy, Joan, I'll Die Satisfied. I Said: Easy! Just Give Jennifer Aniston Back Her Husband.

If God Wanted Us To Bend Over He'd Put Diamonds On The Floor.

I Lived To Be On Stage, And I'm Terrified. Terrified Before Every Show.