Diets, Like Clothes, Should Be Tailored To

I Can't Wear Yellow Anymore. It's Too Matchy-matchy With My Catheter.

Money Can't Buy You Happiness But It Can Pay For The Plastic Surgery.

Age - It's The One Mountain You Can't Overcome.

You're College Graduates Now, So Use Your Education. Remember: It's Not Who You Know, It's Whom.

That Girl Had A Great Way Of Making Friends, And Strangers, And Anyone Else Who Was Around.