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I Can't Wear Yellow Anymore. It's Too Matchy-matchy With My Catheter.

Better Laid Than Never.

At My Funeral, I Want Meryl Streep Crying In Five Different Accents.

I Was So Flat I Used To Put Xs On My Chest And Write, 'you Are Here.' I Wore Angora Sweaters Just So The Guys Would Have Something To Pet.

When You Can Laugh At Yourself No One Can Ever Make A Fool Of You.