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Boy George Is All England Needs. Another Queen Who Can't Dress.

[when Told That Her Grandchild Had Her Nose:] I Didn't Get This Nose Until I Was Thirty-four.

That Baby Is So Ugly... I've Never Seen A Six-month-old So Desperately In Need Of A Wax.

Self-pity Shortens Your Life.

To Maintain Success, Stamina Is More Important Than Talent. You Have To Learn To Be A Marathon Runner.