All My Friends Are Dying. That's Why

Life Goes By Fast. Enjoy It. Calm Down. It's All Funny.

As A Wedding Gift, Ray J Gave Kim Kardashian His Profits From Their Sex Tape. It's 'something Old' As Well As 'something Blew.'

I Will Only Praise Someone Who Can't Take Anything Away From Me.

My Mother Was A Very Elegant Woman. When A Flying Saucer Landed On The Lawn, She Turned It Over To See If It Was Wedgwood.

I Don't Think There'd Be A Tina Fey Now If I Hadn't Tried To Look Good In The Beginning.