I Now Consider It A Good Day

If You're Saying The Same Line 10 Times And Making It Look Like You Just Came Up With It, That's Acting.

Women Should Look Good. Work On Yourselves. Education? I Spit On Education. No Man Is Ever Going To Put His Hand Up Your Dress Looking For A Library Card.

I Was My Own Buddy In Camp.

If God Wanted Us To Bend Over He'd Put Diamonds On The Floor.

The People Voting For The Oscars Are So Old. I Haven't Seen One Academy Award Voter With A Tampon In Her Purse.