I Have No Sex Appeal. If My

I'm Going Out With These Old Guys. One Guy Gave Me A Hickey And Left His Teeth In My Neck. Another Man, We Were Having A Perfectly Lovely Dinner; He Looked Up And Me And Went: You're Not My Wife! Another Guy Died During Dinner. I Had To Go In His Pocket To Get The American Express Card. Then You Wonder: What Would He Tip? Another Guy Said: I Want You To Meet My Family, And Took Me To The Cemetery.

She's So Fat, She's My Two Best Friends.

Mick Jagger Could French-kiss A Moose. He Has Child-bearing Lips.

The Ideal Beauty Is A Fugitive Which Is Never Found.

Your Proudest Moment Is To Watch Your Egg Not Just Function, But To Achieve On Her Own.