Acting Is My True Love. I Would

I've Learned From My Dealings With Johnny Carson That No Matter What Kind Of Friendship You Think You Have With People You're Working With, When The Chips Are Down, It's All About Business.

My Parents Hated Me. All I Ever Heard Was, "why Can't You Be Like Your Cousin Shelia? Why Can't You Be Like Your Cousin Shelia?" Shelia Had Died At Birth.

I Finally Found Out How Priests Get Holy Water. They Boil The Hell Out Of It.

Just Remember: Surviving Is The Best Revenge, No Matter What The Disaster Has Been.

Life Is A Movie, And You're The Star. Give It A Happy Ending.