Can We Talk?

Every Comedian Is Furious. Age Makes Me Angry. I'm Unhappy At Not Being Able To Open Packages Anymore. I'm Angry That Libraries Have Gone. I Hate Children On Planes. I'm Very Shallow, So They Tend To Be Little Things. To Be Honest, I Think I Was Probably Angry The Day I Was Born, You Know, About Diapers Or Something.

I Now Consider It A Good Day When I Don't Step On My Boobs.

Any Form Of Complacency Is The Kiss Of Death For Any Professional.

Boy George Is All England Needs. Another Queen Who Can't Dress.

She's So Pure, Moses Couldn't Even Part Her Knees.