Can We Talk?

The First Rule Of Survival Is: Make Your Own Rules. The Hell Anyone Thinks About The Way You're Acting; Listen Only To Yourself.

Because I'm The Only Performer Who Comes Out And Says I've Had Plastic Surgery, I've Become The Plastic Surgery Poster Girl, Which Is Hilarious, Because Everybody Has Done It And They All Deny It. They Stand There, Like The Bride Of Frankenstein, They've All Got Stitches, And They All Say, 'i've Done Nothing.' I Talk About It.

She Doesn't Understand The Concept Of Roman Numerals. She Thought We Just Fought In World War Eleven.

You’re Going To Get What I Think Is The Truth, And It’s Going To Be Raw.

My Earliest Childhood Memory Was Watching My Parents Loosen The Wheels On My Stroller.