Old Age' Is Always Ten Years More

I Use A Smoke Alarm As A Timer.

Does Fashion Matter? Always - Though Not Quite As Much After Death.

I Was Dating A Transvestite, And My Mother Said, "marry Him, You'll Double Your Wardrobe."

I'm Going Out With These Old Guys. One Guy Gave Me A Hickey And Left His Teeth In My Neck. Another Man, We Were Having A Perfectly Lovely Dinner; He Looked Up And Me And Went: You're Not My Wife! Another Guy Died During Dinner. I Had To Go In His Pocket To Get The American Express Card. Then You Wonder: What Would He Tip? Another Guy Said: I Want You To Meet My Family, And Took Me To The Cemetery.

I Have No Sex Appeal And It Has Screwed Me Up For Life; My Gynecologist Examines Me By Telephone.