I Finally Found Out How Priests Get

Old Age' Is Always Ten Years More Than We Are.

The People Voting For The Oscars Are So Old. I Haven't Seen One Academy Award Voter With A Tampon In Her Purse.

It's Been So Long Since I Made Love, I Can't Even Remember Who Gets Tied Up.

Money Can't Buy You Happiness But It Can Pay For The Plastic Surgery.

Something Terrific Will Come No Matter How Dark The Present.