The Ideal Beauty Is A Fugitive Which

The Ideal Beauty Is A Fugitive Which Is Never Found.

My Sex Life Is So Bad, My G-spot Has Been Declared A Historical Landmark.

Life Is So Tough. I Don't Know How Old You Are, But I've Seen So Much In A Wink. One Phone Call And Your Life Is Changed Forever. We All Know That. You Better Laugh At Everything.

The Fashion Magazines Are Suggesting That Women Wear Clothes That Are 'age Appropriate.' For Me That Would Be A Shroud.

Half Of All Marriages End In Divorce- And Then There Are The Really Unhappy Ones.