Life Is Very Tough. If You Don't

I Have No Sex Appeal And It Has Screwed Me Up For Life; My Gynecologist Examines Me By Telephone.

All My Friends Are Dying. That's Why I Always Wear Black.

I Can't Wear Yellow Anymore. It's Too Matchy-matchy With My Catheter.

What Are People Going To Do? Fire Me? I've Been Fired Before. Not Book Me? I've Been Out Of Work Before. I Don't Care.

I Have So Little Sex Appeal That My Gynecologist Calls Me "sir."