Life Is Very Tough. If You Don't

If You Don't Think You're Funny, No One Else Will.

Dogs Are Easier To Love Than People; They're Certainly More Dependable. Once They Love You, That's It. A True Friend In Life Is A Dog.

I Was Getting Dressed And A Peeping Tom Looked In The Window, Took A Look And Pulled Down The Shade.

I Got A Waterbed, But My Husband Stocked It With Trout.

That Girl Had A Great Way Of Making Friends, And Strangers, And Anyone Else Who Was Around.